breathe if im your favorite blog
so he just stopped breathing ma’am?
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
I could never
The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
startin the day with your eye liner like
endin the day with your eye liner like
I become Sebastian Stan I see no problem with this.
friend I have news for you because the first one is sebastian stan too
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious